Gravity why art thou
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Jun 20, PM. Jun 17, AM. Leonard : I guess we will just bring it up ourselves. Sheldon : I hardly think so. Leonard : Why not?
Sheldon : We don't have a dolly or lifting belts or any measurable upper body strength. Penny : Was it hard to get it up the stairs?
Sheldon : Pfffff Leonard : No. Sheldon : No? Sheldon : No. Leonard : You convinced me. Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet. Sheldon : You don't think that crosses the line? Leonard : Yes For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to Sheldon : You have a sarcasm sign?
Leonard : Do you wanna join us for Thai food and a Superman movie marathon? Penny : Wow, a marathon, how many Superman movies are there? Sheldon : You're kidding, right?
Penny : You know, I do like the one where Lois Lane falls from the helicopter and Superman swooshes down and catches her.
Which one was that? Sheldon : You know that scene was rife with scientific inaccuracy? Penny : Yes, I know men can't fly Sheldon : No, no, let's assume that they can Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel Miss Lane, who is now traveling at approximately miles an hour, hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.
Leonard : Unless Superman matches her speed and decelerates. Sheldon : In what space, sir, in what space? She's two feet above the ground. Frankly, if he really loved her, he'd let her hit the pavement. It'd be a more merciful death. Leonard : Well, excuse me! Your entire argument is predicated on the assumption that Superman's flight is a feat of strength.
Sheldon : Are you listening to yourself? It is well established that Superman's flight is a feat of strength. It is an extension of his ability to leap tall buildings, an ability he derives from Earth's yellow sun!
Wolowitz : And you don't have a problem with that? How does he fly at night? Sheldon : Uh, a combination of the Moon's solar reflection, and the energy storage capacity of Kryptonian skin cells. Penny : I'm just gonna go wash up. Leonard : I have 26 hundred comic books in there; I challenge you to find a single reference to "Kryptonian skin cells.
Sheldon : Challenge accepted! Sheldon : We're locked out Koothrappali : Also, the pretty girl left. Sheldon : [in a deep voice] If you have time to lean, you have time to clean. Leonard : Men do things for women without expecting sex. Sheldon : Those would be men who just had sex. Leonard : Any ideas? Sheldon : Yes, but they all require a green lantern and a power ring. Leonard : Do you realize that if Penny wakes up there is no reasonable explanation as to why we're here.
Sheldon : I just gave you a reasonable explanation.
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